Full real name:
Michael "Smitty" Smith, and I was
born in Portland, Oregon, just 21 years ago. I am five feet eight
inches tall, weigh 150 pounds, have brown hair and eyes.
Where living now:
I abide underneath a big, brown sombrero.
Singers: Ray Charles, Linda Scott, James Brown and
Sonny and Cher, Beatles, Boris and Natasha
Password and Day In Court.
French dip sandwiches, chiliburgers and
Black, red and grey.
Spreading mirth and merriment and picking
Flower arranging and motor-biking.
What do you look for in a girl?:
Lungs, muscles, eyes, teeth, etc. -- all
arranged properly, of course.
What is your ultimate ambition?:
To be comfortably warm, emotionally stable
and disgustingly rich.