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"PAINT ME
PINK & BLUE -- AND KISS ME!"
| HERE I AM, mighty
Mike Smith -- one of those well-known roaring Raiders. And
I am about to give you easy, step-by-step instructions on
"How To Paint A Portrait Of Smitty." I assume
that you all have an easel, board, paint set, pallet (the
artistic kind, not the floor kind) and brush -- rarin' to get
goin'. |
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| First, you
take a brush, dab it in some paint and make a half circle --
just like thees. |
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| You complete the
circle, mess up the picture, turn the board over -- and begin
again with a great burst of inspired enthusiasm. |
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| For the hair, you will
need a very beeg brush -- for everybody knows that Smitty has
lots and lots of beautiful hair (right Mark?). |
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| And then, you know what
you have? That's right -- you have a very BEEG MESS.
But fear not, 16 will take care of everything. They
painted me (see next page, sweetheart) -- and now all you have
to do is kiss me! |
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